Dear Princess Emily of the Wrapped in Hope project (through Margaret's Hope Chest),
I sincerely apologize for the piece of crap quilt you are going to receive for your 6th birthday. You deserve better. Hopefully by the time I ship it tomorrow (pending successful binding completion tonight) I can remove a few of the curse words and violent screams that have thus far poisoned its existence in this world. No 6 year old should be privy to that amount of swearing and screaming, especially from a stranger.
Your quilt donor.
Also on my design table are loads and loads of little squares waiting to be made into little flowers hopefully for my wedding. I made what has potential to be a corsage yesterday but forgot to take a picture this morning. I'll post it later.
Man that quilt pisses me off. For better design walls go here.